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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I’m Tiffany, and I live in an ‘I’ve got it easy’ neighborhood of Chicago.  I trip and stumble over punctuation, and I post every Chuck Klosterman quote I come upon.</description><title>Suspicious</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @suspicious)</generator><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This blows my mind. (via audreyhepburncomplex)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso3au5umg1qzrvo0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This blows my mind. (via &lt;a href="http://audreyhepburncomplex.tumblr.com/post/236065822"&gt;audreyhepburncomplex&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/237043164</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/237043164</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:01:38 -0600</pubDate><category>photo</category></item><item><title>"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."</title><description>“Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Bob Marley, for Nushrat (via &lt;a href="http://outandabout.tumblr.com/post/93325674/truth-is-everybody-is-going-to-hurt-you-you-just"&gt;outandabout&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/236256483</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/236256483</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:43:57 -0600</pubDate><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"And when I asked you how you’d been I meant I missed you more than I’ve ever missed anything before."</title><description>“And when I asked you how you’d been I meant I missed you more than I’ve ever missed anything before.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://pleasefindthis.blogspot.com/2009/05/translation-service.html"&gt;I Wrote This For You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/235188928</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/235188928</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:19:00 -0600</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>i wrote this for you</category></item><item><title>"And you taught me what this feels like.
And then how it feels to lose it.
And you showed me who I..."</title><description>“And you taught me what this feels like.&lt;br/&gt;
And then how it feels to lose it.&lt;br/&gt;
And you showed me who I wanted.&lt;br/&gt;
And then who I wasn’t.&lt;br/&gt;
And you ticked every box.&lt;br/&gt;
And then drew a line.&lt;br/&gt;
And you weren’t mine to begin with.&lt;br/&gt;
And then not to end with.&lt;br/&gt;
And you looked like everything I wanted.&lt;br/&gt;
And then became something I hated.&lt;br/&gt;
And you get thought of every day.&lt;br/&gt;
And then not in a good way.&lt;br/&gt;
And you let me leave.&lt;br/&gt;
And then wish I’d stayed.&lt;br/&gt;
And you almost killed me.&lt;br/&gt;
But I didn’t die.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://pleasefindthis.blogspot.com/2009/08/bibliography-of-strings.html"&gt;I Wrote This For You&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/235187497</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/235187497</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:17:00 -0600</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>i wrote this for you</category></item><item><title>(via warningsign)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgbhvvnDT1qzeouso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://warningsign.tumblr.com/post/230121811"&gt;warningsign&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233459510</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233459510</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:30:07 -0600</pubDate><category>the oc</category><category>picspam</category><category>tv show</category></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahschwartzverse)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm6doUTkn1qzm2pho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahschwartzverse.tumblr.com/post/233448619"&gt;fuckyeahschwartzverse&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233452748</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233452748</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:22:22 -0600</pubDate><category>the oc</category><category>show</category><category>photo</category></item><item><title>"There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it’s with a person or an idea or..."</title><description>“There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it’s with a person or an idea or a cause, even if it’s one you only narrate to yourself years after the event: a tiny thing, a wrong word, a false note, which means that things can never be quite the same again.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Douglas Adams (via &lt;a href="http://sailingonthesea.tumblr.com/post/42007736"&gt;sailingonthesea&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233449695</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/233449695</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:18:59 -0600</pubDate><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Mamihlapinatapai</title><description>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamihlapinatapai"&gt;Mamihlapinatapai&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://invein.tumblr.com/post/228723280/mamihlapinatapai"&gt;invein&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bestofwikipedia.tumblr.com/post/228278719/mamihlapinatapai"&gt;bestofwikipedia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mamihlapinatapai is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate. It describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.” (via Martin)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been reading about the Yaghan language recently — it’s a language isolate, which means that it’s not part of a “school” of other languages, sharing no resemblance with others (e.g. English, German, and Swedish are all part of the Germanic family). Besides that, though, there is only one living person in the world who can still speak Yaghan — the second-to-last speaker died in 2005, and while there has been interest amongst Yaghan (Yagán) descendants in learning the language, at this time Cristina Calderón is the last full-blooded Yahgan and the only one who still speaks the language.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can you imagine being the only person in the world who could speak a language? It’s kind of terrifying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;eta: &lt;/b&gt;for fail at typing /o\&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

This is my life.</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/229042943</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/229042943</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>note</category><category>link</category></item><item><title>(via brittniec)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb03tvqbo1qz72h4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://brittniec.tumblr.com/post/228402811/brittaniewho-fishingforadream"&gt;brittniec&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/229037500</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/229037500</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:57:15 -0500</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>joseph gordon levitt</category></item><item><title>Rainy day women. (via fuckyeahschwartzverse)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscru9lxvk1qzm2pho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rainy day women. (via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahschwartzverse.tumblr.com/post/228386072"&gt;fuckyeahschwartzverse&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/228457952</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/228457952</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:03:55 -0500</pubDate><category>the oc</category><category>show</category><category>photo</category></item><item><title>I can’t wait to eat my red velvet cake. Happy birthday to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksamoogLS71qz5vb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t wait to eat my red velvet cake. Happy birthday to me. :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/227217543</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/227217543</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>photo</category><category>food</category><category>note</category></item><item><title>“listen”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks95fxdkq71qz5vb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“listen”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/226452245</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/226452245</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:28:00 -0500</pubDate><category>photo</category></item><item><title>(via motels)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpwanlz4qS1qa1wb5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://motels.tumblr.com/post/203124599/via-underfundig-via-jumpingfences-via"&gt;motels&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/226279737</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/226279737</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:15:22 -0500</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>drawing</category></item><item><title>Real Men Wear Suits</title><description>&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahmeninsuits.tumblr.com/"&gt;Real Men Wear Suits&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’m proud to say that I can tie a tie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/222319692</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/222319692</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:41:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t ever cheat on someone. I’m serious. It’s not worth it. And I’m not saying this because...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Don’t ever cheat on someone. I’m serious. It’s not worth it. And I’m not saying this because cheating is morally wrong, because some people have a very specific version of morality that doesn’t necessarily classify actions as right or wrong. The reason you should never cheat on someone is because you won’t enjoy it. No matter which person you’re with, you’ll always be thinking of the other one. You will never be in the romantic present tense; your mind will solely exist in the past and the future. Let’s say you sleep with your mistress on Friday and your wife on Saturday: To an epicurean, this is a dream lifestyle. This is sexual utopia. But it never works out that way. When you’re having sex with your mistress on Friday, you will find yourself thinking about your wife. You will be thinking about how this act would destroy her, and how humiliated she would feel if she knew the truth. But then on Saturday, when you’re back in the arms of your trusting wife, your mind will immediately drift towards decadence. At the height of your physical passion, you will think back to how exciting things were 24 hours ago, when you were with a new, strange body. Except that it &lt;i&gt;wasn’t&lt;/i&gt; exciting to be with someone else; it’s only exciting in your memory (at the time, it just made you wracked with guilt). So now you’re having sex with someone who loves you, but your mind isn’t even in the same room. And suddenly it’s Sunday; you have now had sex with two people on two consecutive nights, and you didn’t appreciate either episode. Algebraically, &lt;i&gt;a&lt;/i&gt; + &lt;i&gt;b&lt;/i&gt; = &lt;i&gt;c&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;a&lt;/i&gt; + &lt;i&gt;c&lt;/i&gt; = &lt;i&gt;b&lt;/i&gt;. The only thing infidelity does is remind you of the people you’re &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt; having sex with, which is something you can just as easily think about when you’re completely alone.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
— Chuck Klosterman (via &lt;a href="http://sailingonthesea.tumblr.com/post/39929228"&gt;sailingonthesea&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/222312227</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/222312227</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:31:00 -0500</pubDate><category>chuck klosterman</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krzfoqsZxG1qz5vb4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/221156318</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/221156318</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:34:00 -0500</pubDate><category>photo</category></item><item><title>"Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes..."</title><description>“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Chuck Klosterman (via &lt;a href="http://motels.tumblr.com/post/205592790/every-relationship-is-fundamentally-a-power#disqus_thread"&gt;motels&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219555552</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219555552</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:35:03 -0500</pubDate><category>chuck klosterman</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"And you, with all your little flaws, and your little quirks, somehow you keep drawing me back in."</title><description>“And you, with all your little flaws, and your little quirks, somehow you keep drawing me back in.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Summer Roberts (via &lt;a href="http://littlemissdorkette.tumblr.com/post/218965492/and-you-with-all-your-little-flaws-and-your-little"&gt;littlemissdorkette&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219325528</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219325528</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:21:10 -0500</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>the oc</category><category>tv show</category></item><item><title>"The sooner you realize things will never be the same again, the sooner you can move on."</title><description>“The sooner you realize things will never be the same again, the sooner you can move on.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;The O.C. (via &lt;a href="http://seaofmilk.tumblr.com/post/219000295/the-sooner-you-realize-things-will-never-be-the"&gt;seaofmilk&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219321637</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/219321637</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:15:47 -0500</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>tv show</category><category>the oc</category></item><item><title>"I have a bit of a reaction to that sort of Disney version of teenage love where it’s these huge..."</title><description>“I have a bit of a reaction to that sort of Disney version of teenage love where it’s these huge monologues by kids, and you can obviously see they’re written by 40-year-old men. It’s just so wrong. When you’re kids you don’t know what the hell’s going on, you’ve just got all this electricity in you that you can’t control. It’s all about looks and just being near someone, and those little sparks happening without actually saying anything. That stuff’s much more exciting.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Warwick Thornton (via &lt;a href="http://chrasy.com/post/108941748"&gt;chrasy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/217749240</link><guid>http://suspicious.tumblr.com/post/217749240</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:12:53 -0500</pubDate><category>quote</category></item></channel></rss>
