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Fuck it. I love Megan Fox.

Fuck it. I love Megan Fox.

Fixing the confusion between previous/next.

Fixing the confusion between previous/next.

Farragut North

“after i quickly downed the overpriced martini that i consumed, i walked back toward the direction of the two spocks, only to again receive the extreme bitchface from zq, and i did not want to invoke his wrath, so i figured it was best not to approach him. i assume he was distraught because of mj’s death.”

Hopefully

  • Cherie: If I don't get a date for prom, does that mean I have to get my own—
  • Me: Corsage? Yes.
  • Me: Aw.
  • Cherie: Actually I don't mind. I get to pick my own!